I want to keep you as a pet
To come to me at my behest
To dream of me all the day long
To be here at my beckon call
I want to keep you as a pet
To laugh at my comedic fret
To clean my house and smile at me
To be whatever I ask you to be
I want to keep you as a pet
To work and pay off all my debt
To massage me twice a day
And not expect me to repay
So what if they’re absurdities, ridiculous as they may seem
O’ come on boys, a girl can dream.
-Clary
Sarcastically Cynical 